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The bass from the monitor wedge is already rattling your teeth before you even get past the ID check at the bottom of the stairs. You’re elbowing your way through a wall of leather jackets just to hand over your twenty bucks cash to a guy who’s too busy arguing about setlists with the sound guy to look at your ID. It’s loud, it’s cramped, and the air conditioning died somewhere around 2014.

The bar’s practically bleeding cheap neon and the floor is coated in two decades of spilled whiskey and duct tape. You can’t hear a word anyone's saying over the monitor hum, but nobody cares because the next band is already kicking into a three-chord opening riff that vibrates right up through your sneakers.

Grab a warm can of whatever's cheapest from the cooler, squeeze into a corner near the bathroom door where you won't get clocked in the face by a stray bass head, and just let it ring.